Poor, inarticulate thing

I'm guessing that Miss Teen South Carolina is in hiding or doing damage control as her inarticulate, rambling answer during the Q&A portion of the Miss Teen USA pageant continues its viral rounds on the internet.



Honestly, though, it's starting to feel like the world's longest dumb blonde joke (and her accent doesn't help). Yes, it's a terrible answer that mangles rhetorical devices ("like such as") and references countries-in-crisis du jour. But not everyone is good on their feet. And how would you have answered the question under the same circumstances?

Leave the poor girl alone. It's not like she's the US President or something.