One of the first negative things I noticed about my current apartment was that I could hear my neighbours having sex, which often woke me up in the morning (the ratio of morning to non-morning sex is about 1 to 1). For months I've thought it was my neighbours across the hall, with whom I share a wall. I had debated about whether to slip a note under the door (which I've done before, in another place) or to leave it alone. It got more awkward when said neighbours become the building managers in September and I had to deal with them regarding other issues in my unit. It is, after all, one thing to hear your neighbours having sex, and another thing to meet both neighbours and then be able to picture them having sex when you hear them. Ew.
This weekend, however, the manager neighbours went away for Thanksgiving and weren't due to return until today. Monday morning, I hear my neighbours again, only I know that the managers are supposed to be out of town. This is further supported by the four days' worth of Edmonton Journals piled up in front of their door. That's when I realize that the neighbours I've been hearing must live in the unit beneath mine and that I'm hearing them through the heating vents.
The good news: I'm relieved that it's not the neighbours I know; I only hope that I never meet my downstairs neighbours. I'm also glad I never slipped that note under the door. I mean, what if they were going through a dry spell, only to have a neighbour complain that their sex was too loud and ask them to quiet their coitus?
And having met them, well... they don't look the way that the sex sounds.